Internet Articles Become a Disease and Become an Immortal in Reverse

In recent years, my city has been invaded by Internet articles, and some citizens have unfortunately contracted brain-hole syndrome. Residents of one community collectively sleepwalked and knocked on doors everywhere; A firefighter stole a flamethrower used in drills and went to his ex-girlfriend's wedding to set fire to it. He kept shouting that young people should not be bullied into poverty; The Witch's headquarters is in Southeast Asia. The president, Chang'e, is very sad on the moon and spends all her time tricking man-made rockets into taking her home; This guy who killed me seems to be sitting on the road? ... Please be careful not to use your online abilities at will, otherwise you will be extremely unlucky and suffer disaster! I am a reverse engineer. I can enter your mind and cure your Internet disease. But Mr. Long Aotian, I understand you because I am also a Internet patient. What I don't understand is, how can you really become an immortal when you are so busy? This world is really capable of cultivating immortals! Stupid Tianjie, you have been fooled!