The Three-Hundred-Year-Old Golden Elixir Was Broken into Pieces as a Stone.

After three hundred years of sweeping away the world of immortality, Wei Changgeng finally formed a golden elixir. When he woke up, he was transformed into a modern college student, and the golden elixir in his belly was turned into "stones" by a laser in the hospital. Lost all your cultivation? It's okay, the fragments of the golden elixir have endless uses: the dust-removing technique sweeps away century-old stains, the clothes-purifying spell shocks campus internet celebrities, and the object-controlling technique helps to win the game on the court. He originally wanted to keep a low profile and clean up the world and rebuild the road. Until an old enemy traveled through time and the mystery of his life experience was suddenly revealed—— It turns out that he is not a handyman, but the last fire that the entire sect protects with his life. When the enemy in the Nascent Soul stage came to him with a ferocious smile, Wei Changgeng looked at the broom in his hand, then looked at the opponent's lower abdomen, and suddenly remembered the latest scientific research project of the central hospital. Later, the "Nascent Soul" of a certain Nascent Soul ancestor was soaked in formalin forever as the first case of "male idiopathic abdominal pregnancy" in medical history. (Haters: I'm here for revenge, not to contribute to your modern medicine!)