A Fairy's Guide to Getting Things Done

My name is Zhu Yuyao. For now, I'm an outer sect disciple of the Yaoguang Holy Land. One day, I'm destined to become an immortal beauty. Of course, I also have a secret identity: a spy for the Demon Sect. It was an ordinary afternoon. I had just wanted to take a short nap when I suddenly realized things were starting to go wrong. My body kept slamming into walls and jumping in place against my will. My mouth kept babbling about things like killing monsters, leveling up, and main quests... Whenever I had nothing better to do, I liked to jog a couple of steps, jump, and pull out a short sword to slash at the air. Good heavens! Had some unclean spirit possessed me? “So this is your excuse for bullying your fellow disciples, slaughtering spirit deer, stealing your junior sister’s bellyband, pilfering the sect leader’s ten-thousand-year-old immortal lotus, desecrating the previous generation’s Holy Maiden while she was in seclusion, and digging up the sect patriarch’s grave to set him alight?” “Mm-hmm.” The Jade Yao Immortal Maiden, now the reigning Holy Maiden of the Yaoguang Holy Land, renowned across the lands and peerlessly pure, nodded again and again. That’s right. That’s exactly what happened. I really was being controlled by someone!