Not Even a Cultivator Dog

It is said that I, Zhao Ergou, am among the immortals. I can soar in the clouds and ride the mist, and my life span is as long as the sky. The result? Master arranged an alchemy schedule for me: open the furnace at Mao hour, close it at Hai hour, and take two days off per month - not even double rest! The Queen Mother asked me to participate online in her peach gatherings. The vixens on the hill next door all laughed at me: "Er Gou, what you are cultivating is not an immortality, but a blessing!" Well, Yujian is off work, and he still has to catch the morning rush hour in Fairyland tomorrow.