The Wildest HR in Heaven: Rectifying the Workplace in All Walks of Life

I was involved in sudden death in my previous life, and I will have to dig out my excrement for three hundred years in this life. My name is Zhang Heitu, a black bear spirit from heaven. When the "system" sent me to Zhuxiantai in the name of "optimization", I took out three crystals made from horse dung. What is projected is Qin Shihuang's KPI anxiety, the price tag of maternal love in the cyber world, and Sun Wukong's "lying flat" life. "See clearly," I said, "This is your way of heaven - an HR that sucks up all the worlds!" The system immediately got scared and hired me as the "interdimensional HR director". It wanted me to help it recruit elites from all walks of life and continue to suck blood. I laughed and changed the contract with my backhand into the "Mutual Aid Agreement for Workers from All Realms". So—— Qin Shihuang used the revised version of "Qin Law" to build a new order, cyber hackers hacked into the core of the system, and the golden cudgel of the Monkey King pointed to the sky again. Standing in front of them, I flicked three hundred years of dung from my fingernails. ——I am setting up rules for this workplace to beat the workers themselves.