Cultivation? Find Out in Pre-Study Class!

"Want to overtake in a curve and go straight to the golden elixir? Want to experience one-on-one tutoring from ancient mythical beasts? Emei Preschool Education Class, your dream factory for cultivating immortals!" This is halfway up Mount Emei, and is also the largest Caotai team in the world of cultivation. Here, the ninth set of radio gymnastics is packaged as the "Nine Transformations of the Golden Body"; here, a second-hand rice cooker is the top elixir furnace for refining the "Qingxin Dan"; here, the big yellow dog on the doorstep painted with red paint is the "Red Blood Refining Monster"; here, physics, chemistry, and even quantum mechanics are all the methods of cultivating immortality! Class teacher Jin Ruyi: "As long as your thinking doesn't slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties! No aura? That's called 'returning to nature'! No special effects? It all depends on acting!" He has a group of weird employees: a former gangster who is so cowardly that he just wants to kneel down, a theoretical geek who can only use nonsense to explain everything, a fat cook who relies on oil absorption for cooking, and a violent female teacher who wants to attack if she disagrees with him. Of course, there is also a hidden genius who is like a sweeping lady, silently wiping the butts of these crooks with a broom. Facing the patrol captain who is not only poor but also showing off, and the stupid young assistant who wants to seek justice, let's see how these "weak chickens" who hang out on the fringes of the world of cultivation use their mouths and thick skin to laugh and survive in the cracks between immortals, and by the way - they really become "fake" immortals! (Note: This agency does not refund fees, and the right of interpretation belongs to Boss Jin.)