Have I Become the Master of Parallel Imports?

Who knows? He traveled through time and became a sect of the Immortal Cultivation Sect, but he is a loser with no cultivation. He relies on a few talisman papers + powerful magic weapons to support his boss character! Disciples are in awe and enemies are fearful. Only he knows that he may be exposed and beaten back to his original form in the next second. Every day, he repeatedly jumps between "pretending to be a boss" and "being afraid of falling over". He constantly comes to the rescue with strange props and embarrassing scenes in three rooms and one living room. However, he can still resolve the crisis with ridiculous luck.