Douluo: My Dad is a Heartthrob, Exposed by the Heavenly Screen

[This book is also known as Douluo: My Dad Is a Casanova, and My Stepmoms Are Forming a Group]

My dad is called Duan Changsheng. He’s scruffy and spends every day drinking instead of doing anything useful.

Then one day, a sky screen appears and reveals rankings for Casanovas, Scumbags, Handsome Men, Villains, Combat Strength, Longevity, Martial Souls, Geniuses, and more. My dad takes the top spot on every list except the Scumbag and Villain rankings.

Only now do I realize how amazing my dad is. His legends are everywhere.

Bibi Dong, Liu Erlong, Bo Saixi, Tang Yuehua, the Snow Empress, the Ice Empress, Bi Ji, Zi Ji, the Demon Empress, the Heaven Dou Empress, the Star Luo Empress, and many others come knocking, all wanting to be recognized as family.

With so many stepmoms, I can just lie flat from now on.

Bibi Dong: “Duan Lang, where are you? Actually, Xue'er is your child!”

Bo Saixi: “Brother Duan, it’s been a hundred years. I thought you were dead. Why didn’t you come find me on Sea God Island!”

Liu Erlong: “Sheng, it’s been twenty years. Why are you still avoiding me?”

Tang Yuehua: “Brother Changsheng, I’m willing to wait for you my whole life.”

Tang San: “What kind of stupid ranking is this? Why am I at the top of both the Scumbag and Villain rankings? Clear my name!”

Yu Xiaogang: “The student surpasses the master. You’re truly my disciple! Somehow you’ve even outdone me in the Scumbag and Villain rankings.”

Xiao Wu: “Pah! Tang San, you scumbag and villain! I’m never speaking to you again, you big liar!”