Douluo Dalu: Seed Summoning, Enslaving Tang San and Shrek

Jiang Feng transmigrates to Douluo and awakens two Systems: one for planting and one for summoning. Seeds can grow all living things, double their effects, and enslave people; summoning can call forth all things, control time and space, and destroy heaven and earth. From then on, Jiang Feng scatters seeds all over Douluo Dalu, gathers slaves, and summons Ultraman, the Calabash Brothers, Focalors, the Desolate Heavenly Emperor, five-clawed golden dragons, digital Pokemon, Nuwa, Black Goku, the Buddha... Tang San: “Damn it, how can he use Tang Sect secret techniques too, and be even better than me?” Yu Xiaogang: “Why can his Martial Soul evolve? I refuse to accept it!” Tang Hao: “What the hell is an Ultraman? What kind of Martial Soul is that? Why is it so strong? Even the Clear Sky Hammer is useless against it!” Bibi Dong: “This boy has extraordinary powers. I’d sell myself if that’s what it takes to recruit him into Spirit Hall and put him to work for me.” Qian Renxue: “Y-you, how did you do that? How can you summon me?” Zhu Zhuqing: “Brother Jiang Feng, you were right. A leopard can’t change its spots. Dai Mubai is a scumbag.” Zhu Zhuyun: “Little Brother Jiang Feng, aren’t I more alluring and sexy than that girl Zhuqing?” Ning Rongrong: “Damn you, Jiang Feng! Give me back my innocence!” Xiao Wu: “Boss Jiang is right. Tang San is a complete hypocrite.” Bo Saixi: “Good heavens, he can summon the Sea God! How on earth does he do that?” Many years later, all the seeds Jiang Feng sowed have sprouted, and he alone controls the fate of the Douluo Universe. Jiang Feng: “My seeds, I’m your real father...” P.S. I’m no good at writing blurbs, so please go read the story instead.