Record of the Failures of New Eastern Han Dynasty Cultivation

After the Battle of Kunyang, Liu Xiu opened a parallel world with a large meteorite. An idealistic tech nerd who wants to enlighten the people's wisdom, a cold-blooded eldest princess who loves acting, and a tree spirit who advocates ecological balance. You all have lofty ideals and bright futures. And I, Zhang Xiao, only have a mobile phone. I don't want to become an immortal or save the world. I just want to go home and lie down...