I Just Wanted to Lay Low Until the Finale, but My Acting Was Too Convincing

"Li Chang'an, if you can steal Yin Hongyi's personal token while she's bathing, your mission will be complete."

Reading the organization's top-secret mission, Li Chang'an looks at his second-level Qi Refining cultivation, then at the murderous female devil in the Nascent Soul realm. This isn't a mission. It's a funeral.

Luckily, the [Simulator] has arrived. [Simulation 1]: You sneak into the bath and are killed by a single strand of hair. [Simulation 50]: You try to seduce her, and she turns you into a human-skin lantern. [Simulation 1,000]: You find the only blind spot when her cold poison flares up. You decide to risk it!

In reality, under everyone's watchful eyes, Li Chang'an steps onto the lotus dais and takes the female devil's trembling hand. His voice low, he says, "Don't move. I can cure this poison."

That day, the Wusheng Demon Cult loses a lowly handyman and gains a "sword-testing boy" whose every word the sect leader obeys.

Li Chang'an: "Don't ask. Let's just say I'm scared out of my mind. Also, can someone lend me five thousand spirit stones? It's urgent! Waiting online!"