Xiuxian Customer Service: Start by Not Doing Human Affairs

Lu Zhi: "Hello, fellow Taoist, how can I help you?" "I'm being hunted, send someone to rescue me quickly! They're catching up with me!" Lu Zhi: "Okay, we understand that your request is of low urgency. We expect a message from the deacon room around 24:00. I hope you will wait patiently!" "Damn it... Ah!" —— Lu Zhi: "Hello, fellow Taoist, how can I help you?" "I am the son of the elder's disciple's second uncle's third aunt. There is water leakage in my house. Send someone to repair it quickly!" Lu Zhi: "Okay, we understand your request and the urgency is 'high'. We will immediately notify the logistics room to repair it for you. I hope you will wait for half a quarter of an hour!" —— Standing at the sect's commendation meeting, Lu Zhi clenched his fists and beat his chest, and said sadly: "As a representative of the Excellent Intelligence Room handyman, I am very honored to speak. First of all, I would like to thank the sect for providing the position, and then thank the manager for his cultivation... (Five hundred words are omitted here)" "I try to tell myself, do people things! Do people things! Things should be prioritized. Do important things quickly, work overtime, do it seriously, and do it to death!" After Lu Zhi spoke, the sect masters and elders who stood on the auspicious clouds applauded one after another; the disciples and servants on the ground gritted their teeth with excitement. Looking at the happy sect masters and elders, they also clapped happily...