In Warhammer, My Disaster Players Set Out to Save the World

(Also known as: “You Said We Were Just Playing a Game, So How Did You Build the Third Reich?” and “A Warhammer Journey in the Red Dawn”) This is the story of a group of players from another world who face the cesspit that is the Warhammer World! Guided by their noble ideals and moral principles, they form the Red Dawn and vow to change things! This world shouldn’t be such a rotten mess. [System Announcement] Dear players, welcome to the cross-generational immersive sci-fi epic, “Era 40K: Mecha”! Here, you’ll pilot awesome mechs to explore the stars and experience the magnificent epic of interstellar colonization! (This game absolutely does not contain Aquila emblems, whispers of psykers, Chaos corruption, Ork Waaaghs, or any other unrelated elements. Please enjoy the game with peace of mind.) [Player Channel] [Forever Loyal to the Emperor]: “Where are the mechs you promised? Why is the newbie quest about scavenging under an Ork attack?!” [A Mechanicus Tech-priest on the Run]: “Why is this NPC muttering Tech-priest prayers while fixing a tractor?!” [Don’t Ask, I Just Know It’ll Work]: “What sci-fi game gives you a Chainsword from the start? And why does this UI look more and more like an Imperial Dataslate?” [The Emperor’s Taxes Must Be Paid Even If the World Ends]: “Damn devs! You promised we’d pilot mechs and explore the stars, but now we’re mining for a boss who might be an evil god?” [Behind-the-Scenes View] The newborn evil god Lu Sheng looked at his own eager, hungry self in the Warp and smiled. “Harvest emotional energy, stockpile material resources, watch out for the Chaos Gods, keep an eye on the Golden Big Shot and the Imperium… But that’s fine. I have the Fourth Calamity, immortal and indestructible.”