God of Chinese Entertainment: Who Said Hua Liu Is Not as Good as Han?

In my previous life, I was an entertainment emperor who stirred up global turmoil with the wave of his hand. In this life, I am an infatuated licking dog waiting to jump on the rooftop. OK, the game begins. My ex-girlfriend teased me that the songs I wrote were worthless, so I turned around and gave the songs to my elementary school girl. After she finished singing "Chasing Dreams", her ex-girlfriend's face turned green. The whole network: "Is this a new guy? Come down to earth!" The second generation of entertainment called me the sick man of East Asia, but I performed "The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon" on the set with my backhand. He was so frightened that he peed his pants on the spot, and the video went viral on the Internet. Haters: "This is a special effect in a movie, right?" Crew: "No, this is daily life." International directors say that Chinese cinema is dead, and my movie "Kung Fu" marks the beginning of the first year of Chinese martial arts. He booked the theater to watch it ten times and publicly apologized, saying that he was a frog in the well. The world exclaimed: "China is the future!" When the whole world thought I was just an entertainment king, I silently picked up the writing brush. The next day, the museum announced that it would permanently collect my cursive script "Xia Ke Xing". Everyone:? ? ? Who are you? !