A Serious Manual for Cultivating Immortality

"My name is Li Li. In my previous life, I worked overtime for ninety-nine consecutive days. After fixing the last bug, I submitted the last commit to the world (that was the last archive in my life)." "When I open my eyes again, I become the weakest five-spirited loser in the world of immortality." "Enough is enough! This time I want to change the track volume: first perform rm-rf/ (in a philosophical sense) on the way of heaven, and then run away to build my own world!" "To put it simply, my path to immortality has three steps: delete the library, run away, and become a god." "Want to learn? "A Serious Manual for Cultivation of Immortality", with teaching and skills included. (At least, it's more reliable than dying suddenly while working...)"