High Martial: Ads Come True, from the Start I Have a Blade That Deals 999 Damage

Su Mo transmigrates to a high-martial world, where he can make one advertisement come true every week. In the first week, [Click now to get the Dragon-Slaying Saber, one strike for 999...]. Holding the Dragon-Slaying Saber, he is ready to crush the heavens, the earth, and everything in between, slaying gods and vanquishing Buddhas. But when he sees the health bar of a god-tier powerhouse, he can't even count all the digits, so he decides to focus on cultivating. In the second week, [Start with a tree, and get all your resources by chopping it down...]. Su Mo only wants resources and is serious about cultivation, but turns into a tree-chopping maniac, either chopping trees or on his way to chop more trees. In the third week, [Start with a Kun, and evolve by swallowing everything!]. Su Mo looks at the palm-sized Kun before him and falls silent for a moment. “You look so weak and useless. How about I call you Useless...” In the fourth week, [Watch a 30-second ad to get one chance to revive...]. Su Mo insists he isn't timid or afraid of dying. He just kind of wants to watch an ad, that's all. In the nth week, [The real Classic of Mountains and Seas: start with 99 exotic beast eggs, guaranteed to hatch top-grade beasts!]. With a wave of his hand, Su Mo commands 99 god-tier exotic beasts to sweep across the starry sky... Countless years later, standing at the pinnacle of the universe, Su Mo says with deep emotion, “I've spent my whole life walking on thin ice. I made it this far entirely through my own hard work and sweat!”