My Exercises Are Contagious

During the sect competition, I took out a broken ancient book and started reading. My opponents laughed at me for sharpening my skills in battle, and the audience booed. But when I finished reading the third page, his natal flying sword suddenly started hiccupping. On page ten, the referee's beard began to break dance. The leader slapped the case and stood up: "Shut up! What you are reciting is the ancient forbidden curse "All Things Resonance"!" I closed the book with an innocent look on my face: "I'm sorry, I didn't know this book... Was voice-activated."