The System Forces Me to Become a Fairy

Chen Wuyong traveled through the world of immortality and was bound to the "become stronger system if you mess it up". While others were practicing hard cultivation, he slept; while others were refining elixirs, he set up a stall and sold melon seeds. The world of cultivating immortals is like a mess, with KPI assessments, spiritual stone inflation, and Tiandao's wage arrears, seclusion is like working overtime, and going through tribulations is like layoffs. He happened to do the opposite: the more he lay down, the stronger he became, snoring increased his cultivation level, and catching fish could awaken ancient supernatural powers. Feng Ling'er, a charming daughter with silver hair and red eyes, is actually the young master of the Nine-tailed Fox Clan. She claims to kill him, but secretly helps him apply medicine behind his back. From the divorce crisis to the secret realm, from the sect's social animals to the collapse of heaven, he spread all over the three realms by setting fire to destruction. The system tasks are outrageous: "Repelling the enemy with bad poetry" and "Repelling the demon by dancing in the square". While others are trying their best to soar, he just wants to lie down. But the less human you are, the more you become an immortal.