Zhu Xian: I Get Rewards When They Hit Me, and Lu Xueqi Is Hooked

Qin Ming transmigrated to the Zhu Xian World and awakened a System that made him invincible if he courted death. But the System had a bug from the very start: it gave him a shield with an absurdly large amount of HP. Wasn’t that the same as being invincible from the very start? To fix the bug, the System worked through the night to change the rules. Now, rewards would be based on how much shield HP he lost. Whenever a reward appeared, it would trigger a critical hit: the greater the damage, the rarer the reward. The attacker would also receive a reward, but the Host got to decide whether to hand it over. However, these rewards could only be used once the shield was broken. So Qin Ming set out on a path of courting death, getting all the powerful figures in the Zhu Xian World to attack his shield as recklessly as they pleased. … Lu Xueqi: “Do I really get a reward for hitting you?” Qin Ming: “I swear. Please hit me harder, big sis.” Wen Min: “Oh, it really does drop rewards when I hit you.” Jin Ping'er: “The secrets this little brother is hiding are so intriguing.” Xiao Bai: “After all these centuries, someone as strange as you has finally appeared.” … For a long time, Qin Ming could only stare tearfully at his still-massive shield HP bar and the mountain of rewards in his inventory. Please stop tickling me, everyone! I need you to break my shield!