Shopping for Ferrets Online Turns Out to Be a Weasel

On the day I received the express delivery, there was a pungent fishy smell coming from the box. I obviously bought a ferret, but out of the box came a shiny weasel. It bowed its hands like a human, and its black eyes stared at me. The seller's account mysteriously disappeared that night, and logistics records showed that the package had been signed for three years ago. Even more horrifyingly, the weasel began to imitate the voices of my family members. At three o'clock in the morning, it whispered my nickname in the kitchen: "Nanny, come and eat and make offerings."