At the Beginning, I Was Forced to Meet the Python Fairy

If someone else is unlucky, the most they can do is lose their money and lose their job. I was unlucky enough to be stalked by an old man with a Northeastern accent who insisted on forcing me to marry his daughter. "Xiao Linzi, my daughter is beautiful and fragrant. If I follow you, your ancestral graves will emit smoke!" Disagree? It hurts like pins and needles in the bones, and you can be accurately shot in the head by a flower pot when you go out. Being tortured to the point where life was worse than death, I nodded in humiliation: "Okay, I'll marry you!" Just as he agreed, a strange copy arrived.