Poison Chicken Soup Immortal Lord

(Shen Qichuan is sitting cross-legged on a futon, with a starry tarot card in front of him, smiling businesslikely at the camera) "Fellow Taoist, have you ever heard of the latest hot profession in the world of immortality? It includes food and accommodation, five insurances and one housing fund, and you can also receive sincere thanks from all the big guys - although the way they thank you may be to slap me to death." "This is what happened: I, Shen Qichuan, parachuted into the world of cultivating immortals with a diploma in psychology from my previous life and a pair of ancestral tarot cards. I originally wanted to be a quiet magician, but it turned out that the monks here have more serious psychological problems than me." "My golden finger? Here, this is the stack of cards. The effect... Sometimes it works, and it is normal to go astray. I wanted to use [Chariot] to inspire people to work hard, but the other party started to study how to polish the scabbard brighter; I used [Queen] to promote the growth of spiritual plants, but as a result, spiritual beasts within a ten-mile radius began to frantically court mates." "Now my daily life is to use Tarot cards to create all kinds of incredible accidents, while using my sharp tongue to tell the accidents into stories. From the outer disciples to the ancestor of Nascent Soul, from the leader of the righteous path to the supreme demon sect, they are all my VIP customers - of course, they prefer to call me 'that walking troublemaker'." "If you are curious about how to use psychological knowledge to make the Demon Lord take the initiative to write an emotional diary, or how to use tarot cards to make the saint of the Hehuan Sect doubt life, please subscribe to the column "Psychological Immortal Master". Warm reminder: Please do not drink water while watching to avoid laughing." "So fellow Taoist, do you want to play Tarot cards? I promise you to experience an unprecedented career in cultivating immortals - after all, even I don't know what the next card will do."