Cultivation? You're a Pure Bastard!

Zhang Heng: Immortal Master, I want to join the sect and seek a chance to become an immortal! Snow Wolf Valley: Do you have spiritual roots? What qualifications? Zhang Heng: Low-grade fire and wood spiritual roots, please grant me permission from the immortal master! Snow Wolf Valley: Very good! Enter the inner sect directly, the sect is short of talents like you! Ten low-grade spiritual stones per month. Zhang Heng: Is the sect so generous? Thank you, Immortal! Thank you Zongmen! Snow Wolf Valley: You're welcome! If you don't pay enough, I will have my own methods to manipulate you! Zhang Heng: Should I give ten spiritual stones to the sect? Immortal leader, my earthly connection is still intact, but suddenly I don't want to become an immortal anymore! Snow Wolf Valley: Unbridled! You're just an ant, how dare you play tricks on me? ? Die! Zhang Heng: Master! When will our sect's practice skills be released? Snow Wolf Valley: Why, our sect only has basic Qi refining methods, haven't you already practiced Qi? What other cultivation techniques are needed? Zhang Heng: No skills? Then how about our beast control sect, at least each person has a spirit beast cub? Snow Wolf Valley: No! Monster cubs are too precious. Go to the market to buy a dog and train it yourself~ Zhang Heng: Is there always a formula for controlling beasts? Snow Wolf Valley: Not even! The basis of our establishment is: secret formula for building muscle and strengthening bones! Zhang Heng: If you don't have any means of control, aren't you afraid that your spiritual pet will eat its master? Snow Wolf Valley: That means your feelings are not in place. Think more about your own problems! After working as a coolie for three years, Zhang Heng ran away with the sect's most valuable alchemy furnace... In order to break through the realm, worship Buddhism to gain merit, and enter the Demonic School to practice evil skills. Will he die or be in the Nascent Soul stage? Desperate, Zhang Heng seizes the Empress's unborn baby! Now that I am your biological son, are you still willing to kill me? Jiejiejiejie~