I Just Became an Immortal, You Think This Is Douluo?

My name is Li Changsheng. I have been in seclusion for thousands of years and finally became an immortal. Really, just become immortal, warm. But I seem to be in the wrong place. People here do not cultivate immortality, but like to put colorful halos on their bodies, and call them "soul rings". They thought I was useless without a "martial spirit", but when I fired a palm thunder with my backhand, they held my blackened head and asked me if I had a mutated martial spirit. They think hundred thousand year soul beasts are amazing, but the guard dog I had in the yard could eat a Titan in one mouthful. Later, I joined Shrek Academy and wanted to experience life. Since then, Douluo Dalu's style of painting has completely gone astray. Tang San: "Brother Li, stop using my Blue Silver Grass to make elixirs, you're going to be bald!" Xiao Wu: "Brother Xianren, please stop chasing after Er Ming. It's really not a big monster!"