Your Fat Orange Riwen Is a Thief, Can I Trust Science?

"Why is your dog fighting landlords online?" "Your hamster is trading in the stock market, even Warren Buffett, the stock market god, is willing to lose..." "Your monkey knows how to cook..." "Your parrot is proficient in eight languages..." "Your big white pig..." "You said this is consistent with the scientific evolution of animals?" "Admit it, you are just a beastmaster. It's hard for us to believe in science!" Lin You spread his hands: "Everyone, please believe in science, believe in science, believe in science, do you understand?"