
Don’t Evolve into Anything Weird!
不许进化出奇怪的东西!
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 1.5M Words
- Genre
- Light Novel
- Subgenre
- Original ACG Fantasy
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- English
- Request a translation
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- Don’t Evolve Anything Weird!English name
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This list collects good books from all kinds of genres: xuanhuan, xianxia, fantasy, urban fiction, science fiction, light novels, infinite-world fiction, and more. As long as it’s good, it belongs here.
Yinglong's Dark Library Is Open
This is a personal list, powered by love, featuring new releases and ongoing novels. Completed novels will be removed after a while. Please follow and save the list. Lately I've been seeing more fantasy stories about dragons, and finding more interesting books. There have also been more COC steampunk novels lately. I only just noticed that a lot of veteran authors have launched new books. I'm still searching for stories I like. The quality of new releases in Qidian's historical fiction section k
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Keeping track of books I've read and thought were good
Starting a New List Because the Old One Is Full
To make the list, a book needs to have a strong personal touch from the author.
New Book Recommendations: Script-Based and Transmigration Stories (Recommended: The Gold Rush Plan)
Books I personally think are pretty good and have something to say. The prose can be uneven, so feel free to skip them if that bothers you. (No, really, why do nine out of ten new books I recommend get dropped? Am I cursed or something? Sigh~) P.S. My laziness kicks in a lot. When I remember to update this list, I've often forgotten what half the books were about.
New Books Take the Stage: Bring Your Best
Good or bad, I only recommend new books that have some spark. What does having a spark mean? If they make you smile, they’ve got it.
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The protagonist was exposed by a weasel at the beginning, but when he encountered a beautiful ghost and aphrodisiac mist, he couldn't get an erection. He's practically Slaanesh's chosen one.
Are the Four Gods about to be assembled?
I just watched Nurgle's Chosen a while ago, and now there's another Slaanesh? Khorne is a dime a dozen, it's just that the blue-feathered bird requires too much intelligence, otherwise we could really collect them all.
I feel it's the opposite. You need extreme enjoyment in everything you do to learn something, like how learning math or calculus is incredibly satisfying—do you dream about learning all the time? Your approach lacks a reward system, which could easily lead to "YuYu syndrome" (a condition where people crave intense, unfulfilling experiences). It's impossible for someone to learn something for the sake of enjoyment or seeking thrills.
I discovered the truth.
The author is the reincarnation of Sun Xiaochuan, having committed so many evil deeds that ordinary misdeeds, like those of the protagonist in the book, no longer cause any stir. Coming to Qidian is about simultaneously casting aside Sun Xiaochuan and spreading his own millet porridge curse, forcing everyone to suffer the torment of being singled out by the millet porridge (a profound realization).
"Don't mess with the author, or you'll get revenge! He used to be a gangster, he has tattoos on his thighs and lower abdomen, something about a bunch of 'right' and a heart with outstretched wings, and he even has some kind of stick-shaped weapon hidden behind his drum. It's really scary!"
I couldn't hold back.
I couldn't even finish a few chapters 😂. The protagonist, an ordinary person, uses the limits of what an ordinary person can achieve to fool this bride who has lived for millions of years and has a love-struck mind, and she passes the highest level of natural disaster. It feels like pure fiction. If the bride knew she was there to be chosen, and used the rules that limit the protagonist to have some interaction, it would be much better, instead of just a few dry, deceptive lines.
A suggestion, treat it as a matter to be addressed.
Key Point 1: 1. The novel has a wildly imaginative plot, and its quirky settings and unique protagonist are its most appealing highlights. 2. Some parts of the story were too lengthy and tedious (like the Sand King arc). Some of the core creative ideas were good, but the reveal process was a bit cumbersome (full of lies and deception).
It's chilling to think about; the male protagonist must have tried male-female-male-male-male-male-male-male-male... Male-female-male-male... Female-male-male-male... 🙂🙂🙂
Slaanesh's Chosen
As the title suggests, after reading a few chapters, I suddenly realized that the protagonist is none other than Slaanesh's chosen one, constantly seeking stronger thrills.
Sanjiang competitive recruitment
The author is competing for a position on the Sanjiang platform today, so the chances are slim. I hope those who are currently waiting for the book to be published will stop waiting and instead read it for two days to support the author. I promise to update frequently after the book is officially released to repay your support! 😭😭