The Heavens Chat Group: All My Group Members Are Old Farts

[Myriad Heavens + chat group + superpower oddballs + passionate old-man anime + wild antics]

Roc was sent to a parallel world by a single dimensional slash. He's very sorry he couldn't give Lord Optimus Prime a more satisfying fight.

Fortunately, in this parallel world, people awaken superpowers, and the powerful are supreme.

If he awakens a sufficiently powerful ability, maybe he'll have a chance to beat the whole world into submission, quack!

But who came up with this superpower, anyway?

“Youthful version of Kazama Ruri”: The number-one host in Neon. Without a Word Spirit, you'd better pray Zero doesn't set his sights on you.

“Sea King”: From now on, you're a man who makes snowflakes fall to his own background music whenever he appears!

“Leaf's First Secret Taijutsu Technique”: A secret art personally passed down by the White Fang of the Leaf, the most powerful forbidden technique of the Sixth and Seventh Hokage.

“Sweet-Talking Captain”: Oh, old people and children? Let me kill them first!

Roc: You little punk, you're really something! (gritting teeth.JPG)

Ding! Congratulations, you have joined the Myriad Heavens chat group...

Wait, help me up. I can still steam!

Looking at the genuine ageless old geezers in the group, Roc can't help but break into a delighted “old-man-breaking” smile.

Roc: Grandpa, help me!

Old Celestial Master: ?

Angers: ?

Grindelwald: ?

[PS: With guidance from the chat group, this isn't based on assumptions or written at random.]