I Speedrun Cultivation, and the Immortals Lose Their Composure

Chen Mo transmigrates into the cultivation romance visual novel Nine Provinces: The Scarlet-Hued Record of the Goddess Shrouded in Dust.

In his previous life, he was a top-tier gamer who had earned every platinum achievement. In this life, all he wants is to speedrun his path to immortality and leave romance alone.

But fate has other plans. Every supreme opportunity in this world is inextricably entangled with the fated goddesses.

Sword Immortal Pei Yuhan: “Chen Mo! Why does my flawless sword heart become clouded and flawed every time I see you? If these feelings are a demonic obsession, then I, Pei Yuhan, am willing to fall into depravity!”

Master Chu Qingyi: “You wretched disciple! Don’t take another step! Do you really think I wouldn’t dare punish you?”

Demoness Ning Xiyao: “You faithless scoundrel! You’ve already shattered my Way of Supreme Detachment from Emotion, so don’t think you can just walk away! Today, either I’ll slay you to prove my Dao, or you’ll become my Dao companion!”

Saintess Xiao Xiyue: “Young Master Chen! The heart of the Dao is like a solitary, shining moon, but only after meeting you did I discover the depths of mortal affection!”

Empress Feng Qiongli: “Rise, Minister Chen. Lately, I keep dreaming of you... In my dreams, you are far less respectful than you are now. Tell me, which is real: the dream, or this moment?”

Imperial Preceptor Luo Yuheng: “My little troublemaker, I can calculate the fate of the entire world, yet I can’t work out the slightest thread of destiny between us. Why don’t you... come tell me yourself how this ‘karmic tie’ should be resolved?”

Faced with this sea of romantic tribulations, the sigma male Chen Mo can only sigh:

“If matters of the heart are trials too, then don’t blame me for knocking every last fairy to her knees, triggering their defeat CGs with my own hands, and speedrunning this ‘bad end’!”