I Speedrun Cultivation, and the Immortals Lose Their Composure

Chen Mo transmigrates into the xianxia romance visual novel Nine Provinces: The Scarlet and Dust-Cloaked Goddesses. In his previous life, he was a top-tier gamer who achieved every platinum trophy. In this life, all he wants is to speedrun the path to immortality and stay out of romance. Alas, fate has other plans. Every supreme opportunity in this world is tangled up with the goddesses chosen by destiny. Sword Immortal Pei Yuhan: “Chen Mo! Why does my flawless sword heart become clouded and flawed every time I see you? If these feelings are a demonic obstacle, then I, Pei Yuhan, am willing to fall into demonic ways!” Master Chu Qingyi: “You wicked disciple! Don't take another step! Do you really think I wouldn't dare punish you?” Demoness Ning Xiyao: “You faithless man! Since you've shattered my path of Supreme Detachment from Emotion, don't think you can just walk away! Today, either I slay you to prove my Dao, or you become my Dao companion!” Saintess Xiao Xiyue: “Young Master Chen! My Dao heart was once as bright as the solitary moon, but only after meeting you did I discover the depth of worldly affection!” Empress Feng Qiongli: “Rise, Minister Chen. Lately, I keep dreaming of you... In my dreams, you aren't nearly so respectful. Tell me, which is real: the dream or this moment?” Imperial Preceptor Luo Yuheng: “You little rascal, I can read the fate of the whole world in my hands, yet I can't divine the thread of fate between us. Why don't you come tell me yourself... how should we settle this ‘karma’?” Faced with this sea of romantic tribulations, the sigma male Chen Mo can only sigh: “If love is a trial too, then don't blame me for knocking every last one of you immortal maidens to your knees, triggering your defeat CGs with my own hands, and speedrunning straight to this ‘bad ending’!”