The Bad King of the Interstellar World, the Earth Forces Me to Be a Great God

Hao Shuai, the famous salted fish from Nibiru, his ideal life after traveling to the earth: ① Eating hot pot ② Chasing the goddess ③ Lying down and counting money ——It's a pity that the earth does not agree—— "Warning! It is detected that the host continues to lie flat, and human civilization rescue procedures are initiated." [Kunlun Institute]: This formula can solve the energy crisis! [Longce Bureau]: Comrade, you don't want to be a gangster, right? [Alien Fleet]: Surrender! The mother planet needs your experience of failing the exam! Hao Shuai: "I just want to order takeout!" (This book is also called: "On 13 Postures for Lying Down")