Please, What Curse Do You Need Today?

I, Shui Wuyue, was born in a monastic family and was proficient in fortune-telling. Due to a serious accidental backlash, I was sealed by my grandfather. Many years later, the seal was lifted, and when he set up a stall on an overpass, he met passers-by and fortune-telling accidentally escalated into a "reverse curse." After starting a live broadcast, he reached the peak of his life. "I wish you will step in shit when you go out!" - The customer picked up the wallet the next second. "You will definitely lose all your investment!" - The other party accidentally avoided the shocking thunder and came back on his knees to shoot rockets. "You two are incompatible with each other, and you will be in bad luck together!" - As a result, the love rivals retreated on their own initiative, and true love fell from the sky. His live broadcast room has since become the most evil wishing fountain on the Internet, and his style of painting has completely gone wrong: "Master! Curse me! Curse me for failing this exam!" (Student who wants to stay in graduate school) "Anchor, curse me! Curse me for project failure!" (The CEO who wants to force his opponent to death) "Dad! Scold me! Scold me so hard that I can't find a partner tomorrow!" (Otaku who wants to be single) While looking at the crazy reward income in the background, Minazuki said helplessly into the microphone: "Everyone, calm down! This is a regular 'curse' service..." "The next client of Lianmai, may I ask, what curse do you need today?" [A small number of live broadcasts + hilarious + reverse wishing + incredible luck] There is no system! No panel! No upgrade!