Shopping for Talismans Online, Heavenly Master Taught Me How to Catch Ghosts Online

I bought a ghost repellent charm online and received a stack of children's sticker toys. After complaining about the negative review, the seller called me late at night: "Friend, wait a minute!" The next day, a handsome man in ancient costume appeared at the door and held my hand seriously: "Modern spiritual energy is thin, and the talisman needs your blood." As soon as he bit his fingertips, he suddenly started the live broadcast: "Family members, the first one on the list will be given a ghost-catching experience class by the Heavenly Master!" I stared at the skyrocketing number of people online and lost in thought: "Are you really a heavenly master?" He blinked and smiled: "If it's fake, I'll change it, v I'm 648, I'll teach you, I'll know—"