To Be a Devil in the City

[Fellow Taoist, times have changed——] Lu Ming, who once wielded a sword and flew into the sky, is now squatting under the overpass and eating instant noodles. There is no golden elixir in his Dantian, only a furnace—— There is no aura here, only PM2.5; There is no natural treasure, only gutter oil for takeaway; Want to practice? Try taking a few puffs of car exhaust? Want to meditate? See if you can pass the female anchor level! Therefore, this former pillar of righteousness, The obsession of running takeout in the early morning and collecting homeless people; During the evening rush hour, the subway absorbs the workers' resentment; Live broadcast the reward list to sacrifice the greed of the rich; Until one day, he heard someone say, "Lu Ming! It's time to turn around -" "Bah", he slapped the other person's soul to pieces, "Whether it's a demon or a fairy, it's up to me!"