My Sword Spirit Is a Chatterbox

Lin Xiaoxian's dream of cultivating immortality collapsed at the beginning - he had mediocre qualifications and was not loved by the sect. Until he picked up a "fire stick" in the garbage, and there actually lived an ancient chatty sword spirit with a mouth faster than a sword, Adao! "Young man, do you want to practice swordsmanship? The kind that can change the rules of the world!" Adao spat and talked about his "Heart Sword Style": everything in the world is code, and swordsmen are programmers! Others' swords can cut mountains and crack rocks, but Lin Xiaoxian's "Sword of Rules" specializes in dealing with all kinds of dissatisfaction - it can make the opponent's feet "absolutely smooth", enchant flying swords to make "100% empty-handed", and even add a filter to his own appearance! As a result, the world of Jiuhuan gained a sword cultivator with a unique painting style. He is not as stable with a sword as he is with a donkey, and the names of his sword moves are shameful, but he can always defeat his opponents with a bunch of seemingly useless "bug skills". The traditional sword sect scolded him for his crooked ways, and the big bosses were blinded by his coquettish tricks. But when the ancient secrets were revealed and the crisis in the outer realm came, only the Heart Sword Style that could "compile the rules" could save the world, everyone was dumbfounded. Lin Xiaoxian was holding the broken iron bar with the chattering strategic guidance on his shoulders: "Listen to my command for this wave of team battles! First change the gravity parameters, and then give him network delay!" He looked back at the group of comrades behind him who were forced to board the pirate ship: "Why are you standing there? Copy the guy, and go with me to destroy this world - fight, men, mend, and ding!"