You Are All Invincible, and I, the Master, Am Lying Flat.

Traveling through the fantasy world, Ye Chen, who is bound to the "Strongest Master System", just wants to be a salted fish. Unfortunately, the system is too complex, and if you fail to meet the KPI for recruiting disciples, you will be wiped out. Ye Chen had no choice but to accept a few apprentices at random, and based on the principle of "what you say is like water thrown out", he casually defined several identities for them: "First disciple, you will be the master of swordsmanship from now on, and all swords will return to your clan." "Second disciple, you are the divine master of alchemy. Everything can become an elixir." "Third disciple, you are a natural formation, and the world is a chessboard." … I thought that after I could brag and deal with the system, I could continue to sleep peacefully. Unexpectedly, the next day, the eldest disciple would attract thousands of swords to worship him with a single thought, the second disciple would refine a top-grade divine elixir in his breath, and the third disciple would lay out a shocking formation to trap the gods while sleepwalking! The apprentices all made rapid progress and became the most beautiful boys in the world of immortality, as well as the most trouble-making father. Today the gate of the Holy Land was demolished, tomorrow the cub of a mythical beast was stolen, and the day after tomorrow the tomb of an ancient emperor was dug up. Seeing the disciples kneeling in front of the door and crying, followed by the gods and demons, creditors, Ye Chen rubbed his sleepy eyes and sighed helplessly: "Oh, it seems like I'm going to have trouble sleeping again today."