The Self-Proclaimed Best Consultant in All the Worlds

Zhang Wenming, a former top strategic consultant, is now busy teaching bigwigs from other worlds how to "scientific management." When Qing Leng Sword Fairy drew his sword and pointed it at his coffee machine, he handed over a "Plan for Optimizing the Sect's Management Model and Maximizing Combat Power Output." When the interstellar AI questioned the inefficiency of human emotions, he demonstrated on the spot how to use "wolf culture" to conduct KPI assessments for the Magic Empire. The Dwarf King wants to settle with gold coins? Sorry, let's talk about "cross-dimensional currency exchange rates" and "special steel branding strategy" first. His client list is getting more and more outrageous: cultivation fairies, arcane emperors, mechanical beings, undead monarchs... His tools are always the same: PPT, SWOT analysis, business model canvas, and a heart to draw pie to the gods. Originally he just wanted to be a quiet cultural broker, but the inspector from the Multiverse Administration insisted on giving him a ticket for "violating contact with civilization." Zhang Wenming pushed up his glasses and projected the ultimate strategic blueprint with a smile: "Your Excellency, would you like to discuss the feasibility of civilized integration, or should you first read the interpretation of the Antitrust Anti-Monopoly Act that I have prepared for you?"