Journey to the West: the Great Sage Who Settles the Accounts, the More Blame He Takes, the More Invincible He Becomes

When I woke up, I transformed into Sun Wukong, or did I just turn into a pine tree and Patriarch Bodhi made excuses to drive him down the mountain? When he thought about what would happen to Sun Wukong in the future, he didn't want to do it anymore. Sun Wukong hugged Bodhi's thigh and cried. "Master! The monsters outside are so ferocious that I'm afraid of you! Please show me a way to survive!" Patriarch Bodhi stroked his beard and said, "That's all. I'll teach you the best life-saving skill in the three realms and take the blame professionally!" Sun Wukong:? ? ? Bodhi: Go to the Dragon Palace, take away the Dinghai Divine Needle, then smash the treasure house, and help the Dragon King clear up old bad debts! Go to the underworld and turn the Book of Life and Death into a ghostly talisman! Sun Wukong was confused, why was it exactly the same as the original route? No wow! Master, isn't this seeking death? Bodhi: Wrong! The harder you hit, the darker the blame will be, and the less they dare to touch you! Because you are carrying their dark history, bad accounts, and fig leaf! If you fall, who will take the lead? They will only treat you as their ancestor, and beg you to continue to take the blame! The more blame you take, the safer you are! Sun Wukong suddenly realized that this was the case! It turns out that getting into trouble = helping, taking the blame = protecting the golden light! Then, the most cowardly Sun Wukong in history emerged! Old Dragon King! Open the door! Accountant Sun is here to help you liquidate your assets! King of Hell! Your Book of Life and Death database is too messy, let me help you format it! Recruitment from heaven? The Royal Horsemaster's horse? Peaches from the Peach Garden? Laojun's elixir? Purchase them all for zero yuan! Make sure your accounts are clean! These days, the monkey who doesn't know how to take the blame is the biggest scapegoat in the three worlds of good accountants, it's me!