Taoist Loser: Relying on the Magical Power of Vomiting Blood to Dominate the World

A Taoist "genius" who coughs up blood? I only went down the mountain to seek medical advice! The doomed princess of the previous dynasty and the closed disciple of Kunlun Mountain - I, Jiang He, have collected the three titles of "waste", "unlucky man" and "sick man". Master said I have extraordinary talents? Oh, look at my "peerless magic power": [Heguang Tongchen]: Get a glimpse of the three-breath future? The price is that it is difficult to make progress in cultivation! Genius? It's almost useless! [Wanchuan Autumn Water]: Controlling the water flow is like using your arms and fingers? The price is that you have to step on dog poop when you go out, choke when you drink water, and fall when you walk! This luck is so dark and shiny! [The world is ink]: The realm expands and everything becomes ink? He only looks handsome for three seconds and coughs up three liters of blood! Shouyuan? What is that? Can it be eaten as a meal? As for the last half-move? Don't ask, just ask: [One punch]: The right fist turns into sapphire, and the light gold fist breaks through all methods! Handsome! So handsome! ……Then what? Gone! Left fist? Sorry, it is not configured at the factory! I learned it in my dream and remembered this punch! Name? Just be handsome and that's it! Now, this "Light of the Tao Sect" has decided to go down the mountain! The goal is clear: Doctors are here to save lives! By the way... Take a look at this colorful world and experience the "beautiful" life down the mountain (I hope you won't be tricked by your own bad luck). Remnants of the previous dynasty? A journey through the heavens? Wait! Let me save my life first and survive to grow! Ahem... Here we go again! This unlucky technique, this terrible fate! On the way down the mountain, let's see how I use these three and a half "magical skills" to survive the slump between vomiting blood, bad luck and stagnant cultivation. I can't accept the punches, stain the world with ink, and flood the seven armies (?)... Uh, or just survive in embarrassment?