One Person, One Turtle and One System, Three Idiots Enter the World of Immortality

Wang Dachui never thought that he would start the path to immortality in such a sloppy way - one second he was typing furiously on the keyboard at the failure interface of "Immortality Simulator" in an Internet cafe, and the next second he fell into a thorny bamboo forest. The coarse linen clothes that turned white after washing were in stark contrast to the "Xuantian Battle Clothes" he had just bought with krypton money in the game. Before he could figure out the situation, a black turtle with half a piece of osmanthus cake in its mouth rushed over and farted at him with its butt. Immediately afterwards, an off-key humming voice sounded in his mind: "Congratulations to the host for being bound to the 'Hanhan Cultivation System'. The novice's task is to take back the sweet-scented osmanthus cake from the turtle's mouth." In this way, Wang Dachui was forced to form the most outrageous combination in the world of immortality with these two living treasures. The secondary spell he recited can scare away monsters, the farts of Mo Xuan Turtle can be used as weapons, and the system always plays out-of-tune children's songs at critical moments. They snatched the dried sweet potatoes from Linghu, stole the osmanthus nectar from the crane, turned the Yuqing Sect's Dharma gathering into a temple fair, and almost used the beard of the ancestor in the transformation stage as noodles. Others practice immortality in order to ascend, but the three of them cultivate themselves as if they are on a large-scale comedy adventure. But Wang Dachui gradually discovered that accompanied by a farting turtle and a complaining system, this bustling road to immortality seemed to be much more interesting than the settings in the game.