I Really Want to Become a Human

"I really want to become a human" "Because I have nice clothes to wear..." "Yes, yes, the human master has recently launched the JK suit. You can wear it when you become a human." The fox's eyes were filled with stars. "Humans have a lot of delicious food, and ice cream is the best." The little rabbit gnawed on the carrots and looked forward to it. "Once you become a human, you can play with kittens," said a sword. It looked too ferocious, and no cats wanted to play with it. "As long as you become a human, you can raise a kitten. I heard that humans have ways of sucking and stroking cats... I'm really looking forward to it." "..." "Hey! Who is that?! Why do you want to become a human?" "Uh... I heard that people are delicious!" "What?..."