Douluo Dalu: The Spirit Hall Saint, Picked Up by Hu Liena

[Hilarious cultivation + everyday social disasters + reverse revitalization + beauties everywhere (?)] Lin Xuan transmigrates and becomes the last and only abbot of Qingyun Temple. The temple is so dilapidated that wind blows through its holes, the Patriarch's statue is peeling, and his pockets are emptier than his face. He is about to starve to death in some mountain ravine. Ding! The Daoist Revitalization System has activated! Beginner mission: Rekindle the incense! Lin Xuan is overjoyed. A golden finger! Turning stones into gold? Making soldiers out of beans? Bring it on! Beginner's reward: one dual-cultivation technique. Quick results! High efficiency! Satisfaction guaranteed! Lin Xuan: ??? System, are you messed up or what?! I wanted proper Daoist arts! Even a dog wouldn't cultivate something like this... If the dog won't cultivate, then I will! He earns silver, repairs the temple, and draws in spiritual energy. But why is the style of a respectable orthodox sect getting more and more warped? "Patriarch! Hold down the coffin lid! Let me explain! This wasn't what I intended." This broken temple is doomed... No, it's destined to be revitalized through social humiliation!