The System Came Early: I Just Graduated, and It Already Wants Me to Retire

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Dong awakens a retirement System. Every week, he does the things retirees do with a group of old men and women. In the afternoon, he plays Chinese chess with the old guys at the park, crushing them with AI chess and making them cry. At the morning market, he competes with the old men and women for vegetables, showing them what it means to be young and strong. At dusk, he leads the retirees in their square dancing. Just tell me, are these moves textbook or what? He goes to the senior university to play a round of cards with the old guys, then gets the old ladies playing Honor of Kings. My grandma's Zhao Yun is a legend! It's all learning anyway, so why not learn whatever you like? At the nursing home, he plays an old man and lets the volunteers take him outside to get some sun. I just happen to look young. Retiring early means skipping forty years of detours.