Azur Lane: My Shipgirls Can't Possibly Be Calamities

Go for it!

I'm so sorry for the serious inconvenience caused to all readers. The first eight chapters of this book have been completely rewritten. Due to time constraints, I'm taking a day off and will add an extra chapter tomorrow to compensate for today's update.

Rape!!!

The StarCraft's combat power is a bit too high. In a war, only the Sirens can fight in space, while META units and ship girls can only fight amphibious landings on planets. Perhaps a buff or equipment upgrade would be better.

I finally found a Stellaris fanfic with the Azur Lane mod installed, what a pity.

I once read an author's wild idea about the role of ship girls in interstellar space. It was that if a warship were transformed into a ship girl, all its functions would remain the same while its size would be reduced. In other words, the shields and teleportation originally used for warships would be used on human-sized ship girls. How terrifying would that be?

Finally found a Granblue Fanfic that follows the original game's setting! Current Azur Lane fanfiction is still stuck in the era when the antagonists of Kantai Collection were the Sirens.

I could tell from the last book that the author isn't suited to writing savior stories; he'd be better suited to writing Paradox Interactive war criminal stories.

In the main storyline of the game, when the commander speaks directly with the meta ship girls, he never adds "meta" to their names. For example, Helena meta is always referred to as Helena. Furthermore, referring to a meta ship girl as "so-and-so meta" is essentially telling her that she has been meta-ified and is no longer the original ship girl. Why would the commander keep poking at a ship girl's sore spot? So at least in direct conversational language, I think we should remove meta tags.

I almost got elbowed to death by the young lady and Old Deng, but luckily I'm more skilled—I counterattacked with one click! 😇