All Human Barrages Help Me Choose Skills

After being hit by a meteorite, the idle young man Jiang Xiaole became a "skills test field" for all mankind - for each upgrade, he had to choose one of three, which was decided by a barrage vote from the global audience. "Choose [100% empty-handed sword-catching]! Let the villain see what it means to be a sword-catcher!" "Run [Square Dance Halo]! Let the zombies dance "Little Apple"!" "Krypton explosion [Succubus Breath]! Force the school girl to confess!" From being forced to use [Constipation Treatment Technique] to suffocate the BOSS to death, to relying on [Dog Language Proficiency] + [Crow Mouth] to command mutant dogs to scold villains, Jiang Xiaole's life depends entirely on barrages. Audience rewards can unlock cool operations, and cross-time barrages can also reveal strategy strategies. Even alien netizens have come to join in: "Choose Hello Kitty mecha! A must-have for macho men!" When the global audience reads "Ten years of singleness in exchange for critical hits", when the god of fun comes to visit... Jiang Xiaole holds a weird skill and roars: "Whoever loves this broken system wants it!" The barrage flooded the screen: "No! Choose [Transform into the God of Wealth] in the next round!" The whole process is high-energy without any peeing. Your barrage is the pinnacle of his "social death"!