The First Step to Saving the World Is to Give up the Body

"In a thousand years, aliens will take over our home planet." "Yeah." "Three thousand years from now, the last humans will die in a zoo." "Yeah." "And you, the savior of mankind, can change all that." "Yeah." "You just have to sell your..." "Soul?" "No, it's your memory." "Your story..." "One hundred million." "I've long wanted to be the savior!"