Unify the Journey to the West and Guard the Two Boundary Mountains at the Beginning

Su Yan stood at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, using monkey hair as a pen and dipping it in wolf blood to write. He lowered his head and asked: What do you want to complain about? The Great Sage raised his head and shouted loudly: First, when he first entered the heaven, he was promised the title of 'Great Sage Equaling Heaven', but in fact he was forced to work as a stable pawn, feeding horses all year round, but he did not receive half a salary! Second, beating the barefoot immortal is actually self-defense. His bare feet are filthy, the filth fills the sky, it is dazzling and erodes the spirit, and it hurts the Qingming of my spiritual platform. How can I allow him to be so presumptuous in front of Lao Sun! Third, the Pantaoyuan case is purely a frame-up! Since I have the responsibility of being the guardian of the garden, eating a few peaches is my duty. Among all the immortals in heaven, which one does not take the treasure privately? It is unreasonable to blame me alone! Fourth, there is a hidden mystery surrounding Laojun's alchemy furnace! Dansha is extremely poisonous. I saw his bright head, pale face, and breath like a gossamer. I was afraid that taking the pill would cause disaster, so I tasted it on behalf of him. This was a great act of kindness, but he was framed. There is such a thing that confuses right and wrong in the world! Fifth, the so-called "havoc in heaven" is just a competition between warriors! The word "exchange" should also be marked with emphasis! When warriors fight against each other, how can they claim to disrupt the Heavenly Order? At most, it's like two fighting each other, with each other winning or losing! Sixth, I hate Tathagata the most, for confusing me with his clever words! I, a young man from Huaguoshan, was actually plotted by a ten thousand-year-old demon. Gods and Buddhas were watching from the wall. Where is justice? Where is the law of heaven? I suspect that this is a conspiracy by the Heavenly Court to get rid of me and then hurry up! Su Yan: "Be confident and get rid of doubts." The Great Sage: "Brother Su, I have been pressed for too long. Recently, I have suddenly felt that the disc in my waist seems to be herniated. Could you please write this down as well? Is it appropriate?" Su Yan put her hands on her hands and laughed: You are right, what are you afraid of?