Moral Blackmail? You Can’t Blackmail Someone with No Morals!

The moment Lu Bai transmigrated, he was on a bus, being berated by someone pointing a finger in his face and demanding that he give up his seat.

[What kind of upbringing did you have, young man? Didn’t you learn to respect the elderly and care for the young? I’m older than you. When you see me, you should give up your seat without a fuss!]

Lu Bai: What’s bigger than me? A tumor? You want me to give up my seat? Why don’t you go to the front and ask the driver to give you his?

[Young people have no manners these days. Can’t you give an old person your seat?]

Lu Bai: What’s wrong with an old geezer standing a little longer? If you want to lie down so badly, why not just lie in the ground?

[He’s just a child. Can’t you cut him some slack?]

Lu Bai: I’m not his dad. Why should I indulge him?

[Leaving the facts aside, don’t you think you’re at least a little bit in the wrong?]

Lu Bai: If you’re leaving the facts aside, are you trying to talk about getting slapped?

[You’re a man. Why are you so stingy?]

Lu Bai: You’re so generous, then why don’t you pay off my mortgage?

[Young people shouldn’t be so petty. Taking a loss is a blessing.]

Lu Bai: Then I wish you blessings as boundless as the eastern sea, and a lifespan as long as a moonflower!

[I’m a blunt person, so don’t take it personally, okay?]

Lu Bai: Well, I hit hard, so don’t take it personally, okay?

This is hilarious. You want to guilt-trip me? I have no morals, so what the hell are you going to use to guilt-trip me with?