Director, Give Us More! I’m a Simpleton Who Loves This Stuff!

When Hollywood’s Pacific Rim trailer sparked a worldwide sensation, Lü Bai was taking part in the variety show Director: Action and had just activated the Flop Film System. He immediately decided to ride the wave!

That very night, he wrote the scripts for Atlantic Rim, Arctic Rim, and Indian Ocean Rim, among others.

When the films hit theaters, audiences bought tickets while cursing them out.

Lü Bai made a fortune from his low-budget, high-return movies, but also received a court summons from Hollywood.

But, unbelievably...

He won the case!

Just as everyone assumed this experience would make him behave, Lü Bai promptly turned around and sued the other party!

Lü Bai: “They slandered me! They slandered me!”

“What? You’re saying I just copy whatever’s popular? My movie came out first, and the script is entirely original. How is that plagiarism? Don’t make wild claims without looking into it. Making movies is hard for me! Sometimes you should look for the problem in yourselves, okay?”

Later on...

When Japan released Death Note, he promptly wrote the script for Dead Guy!

Hollywood made Jurassic World? He came right back with Triassic World!

Dune? How about Planet of Dune!

Moonfall? Moon Crash!

Battleship? American Battleship!

The Hobbit? The Age of the Hobbit!

Transformers? Transforming Mechs!

The authorities released a trailer for Crack Down on Organized Crime: “Sever the hand of evil!”

Lü Bai promptly released Mr. Six: “One hand rules all!”

The authorities: “???”

Lü Bai: “...I’m saying... do you believe me when I say it’s a misunderstanding?”