An Alien Majoring in Earth Studies

Have you ever been a human being on Earth? Some of this is just random writing and assumptions.

I have high hopes for this book on Earth's information transmission. Very creative; the author's imagination about aliens is hilarious. I really love this book, and I will absolutely give it my full support. Of course, I must emphasize that although Earth is a protected area, there are absolutely no aliens; it's all fiction. Earthlings need to understand that only Earthlings exist on Earth!

What's a bit hard to understand is that the author initially wrote that Earth was a cockroach sanctuary, so the test should have been about cockroaches, so why test human behavior?

I feel really awkward. Why are these aliens so stupid and disobedient? But thinking about it, messing up only results in a deduction of points, and they don't care about humans at all. There's absolutely no need for them to take us seriously. It's not stupidity; it's just a matter of primitive mentality. If you imitate a monkey, you only care about whether the examiner thinks the imitation is good or bad, not about the monkey's attitude.

I'm hoping to get published in the Sanjiang Literature and Art Publishing House because yesterday a fellow countryman told me that if this book gets published in Sanjiang, he'll recommend me for the Nobel Prize in Literature. I'm a little tempted, after all, this book aims to win the highest award on Earth.

People came because of its reputation 🙂

1. The author and the aliens did not appear at the same time. 2. The author cannot prove that he is not an alien. 3. The author has a great deal of knowledge about extraterrestrials. Based on the above information, this novel is clearly an alien wish-fulfillment story using Earth-like tropes. The only question is, what kind of alien the author is. 🐶

The more I read this novel, the more something seemed off. It didn't seem like something out of pure fantasy; the details in its writing and sentence structure were clearly beyond the capabilities of an average person. Could the author have actually been to Earth?

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What if aliens captured a human who had been constipated for days, opened up their body, took pictures, and exclaimed, "So much ointment! So much ointment!" 🤔🤔