Please Give Me Holy Communion

Those who revere the gods shall receive flesh and blood from the Saint. Its blood is sweet and tempting; drink it, and you will transcend the ordinary. Its meat is fragrant; eat it, and you will witness wondrous miracles. This is the Holy Communion. After transmigrating into a little wooden box, Leo was panicking like crazy. Aside from regularly producing fries and cola, he couldn't even move an inch. That was until a hungry girl came before him and prayed: “Please grant me the Holy Communion!” Cola and fries fell to the ground in response. The former turned people into numbers, making everything subject to a check. The latter could turn the impossible into reality with ease. From then on, the world lost a lonely, helpless girl and gained a saintly pope wielding a scepter. At the celebration marking the Church's unification of the New World, the feast was piled high with cola, fries, hamburgers, and Original Recipe chicken. The devout gathered up their sundaes and received their blessings. From his throne, Leo bestowed his mercy: “Children, this is my body and blood, given and shed for the forgiveness of all!”