Is This World of Immortal Cultivation Sick, or Am I Sick?

The talent test is turned into a performance art award Yu Meng's super-added version of wishing No longer satisfied with burning paper lists, he directly took out the "cyber electronic merit box" and connected it to the talent stone system. After scanning the QR code to pay, the hologram projected the shadow of the ancestor with his legs crossed while scrolling on Douyin, and a barrage scrolled above his head: "Thank you to the 'Lao Wang next door' for the ten tons of spiritual stones! Double-click 666 to unlock the SSR-level talent experience card!" The onlookers were completely crazy. One person performed a live performance and broke a big stone on his chest: "Ancestor! Look at the power of faith in my biceps!" Another person summoned the god of snail noodles (because the ancestor praised the sour bamboo shoot review last night), and the pavilion was instantly filled with a strange smell. Tian Yunzhe's Cheating Attack and Defense Battle Just after using "Little Potato" to smuggle energy, the Talent Stone suddenly played "Love Business": "I shed tears when I finally knew the truth——" Yun Xi cheongsam threw the "Causality Anti-Cheat Pad" from the slit, and the screen displayed a warning: ["Glass Walnut" cheat detected! It is predicted that the host will be on the cover of "The Kidney Deficiency Master in the Immortal World" magazine for the next three years! * Tian Yunzhe immediately switched to the "smashed sincerity" mode, took out a handful of glass shards and burst into tears: "Senior sister! It's just a little potato that wants to make progress!" The snot bubbles accurately dripped on the dead body of the detector. Baicai Ben's cosmic routine for lending money Taoist couple blind box destruction version The so-called "wife who is proficient in the way of change" is actually a random blind box with 365 personalities: Monday's yandere female devil: smashed the cave spirit stone lamp with a whip, and smiled sinisterly: "If I can't fix the lamp, I will fix it for you~" Tuesday's pseudo-cousin: a muscular man wears a lace skirt Forcing you to be a manicure model: "Baby, does pink and purple make you look darker?" Wednesday AI actuary: Clip sound broadcast: "Kiss's breathing exceeded the quota today, and the debt is 0.5 Spirit stones/minute~" Loan repayment hell mode Physical body maintenance package: During the loan repayment period, the physical body is soaked in the spiritual liquid tank for exhibition, and the consciousness is exiled to the "cyber mine" to mine virtual coins. Social Death Emergency Service: If you are in hot search because of cross-dressing, you can choose "Network Amnestic Deletion" (failure rate 99%) or transform into a lightning parrot who can speak stand-up comedy. The ultimate involution of the young struggle track Rich women prefer big data wars Disciples use tablets to analyze the portrait of the financial owner: Master Wang: It's a good idea to raise a cat-eared male who can sing "Learning to Meow". It is recommended to take a quick transvestite idol class, focusing on practicing the clip sound + tail wagging technique. Fupo Li: Specializes in picking up sick and beautiful men who are easily pushed down. The roll kings collectively took "Weiwei Powder" and practiced the stunt of "coughing up blood like a fountain without staining their clothes". Their eyes imitated the eyes of stray dogs on a rainy day. Vicious competition: "Niu Hulu·Zhen Huan's Pushing People into the Water" was staged by the hot spring pool, and the aerial AI drone captured the video with the barrage: "Exaggerated acting, -10 points!" Tian Yunzhe's daily magic realism The Uncanny Valley Effect of the Puppet The first experimental product, the "Leaky Maid Puppet" awakens consciousness: the robotic arm lifts the wrench and wanders beside the bed in the middle of the night, and the electronic sound buzzes: "No... Sizz... Uninstall me? Yes [ ] Or…Zizi…Immediately spend money to upgrade the skin?" The retribution for cheating is delayed but it is coming When the secret realm is charging, the spiritual power is exhausted, and the "Little Potato" mutates and activates [Forced Women's Clothing·Cheater Marking Technique]: Tian Yunzhe instantly changed into a pink tutu skirt, stepped on the hat of a glass potato, and had colorful bubble words on his head. "I'm hanging B! (Customized version of Yun tide)" The live broadcast was filmed on the spot by Feizhou, and it appeared on "Baicai Headlines": "Shocking! The outer disciple actually relied on the magical girl form to fight back against the elite monsters? ! The abstract core competitiveness of the Baicai Sect Officially reviving the three magical arts Burning ancestral tombs and spewing fire business: the earth vein simulator creates volcanic eruption special effects, and comes with a "green smoke detection and certification report". Training class on loopholes in rules: Tuition fee is one million, and the promise is that "canteen vouchers will not be refunded". Anti-cheating creative competition: The champion is awarded the title of "King of Cheating" and is rewarded with dinner with Yun tide (note: may be drugged). The collective downtime incident of the ancestors The whole sect broadcast suddenly: "Warning! Due to the overload of wishing traffic, the ancestor servers (tablets) collectively collapsed! Please worship the 'Cyber Buddha' AI chat box instead (exclusive special effects require krypton gold)!" Summary: Apocalypse of life, death and immortality In this universe of the Cabbage Sect where all members are released—— Talent test = Yuanverse live broadcast reward site Cultivation secrets = women's clothing/sickness/transvestite quick guide Changing fate against fate = cheating→social death→loan repayment→cyber work Tian Yunzhe's survival philosophy only has one sentence left: "If you can't get through, cheat, if you fail, wear women's clothing, if you pretend to be broken, take a loan, if you can't borrow, take a bucket and run away - remember to put wolfberry and hair growth lotion in the bucket!"

The title, introduction, and table of contents of the book make you want to take a look. The content can be read smoothly and there is no difficulty in understanding. The protagonist has an egoistic personality. I am looking forward to the follow-up.

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